A Nice Pair

Cytat:Witam
Nie wiem jak nazwac ten string, ale wystepuje on w naglowkach i wyglada
mniej wiecej tak:
nice%20tray%20Jim%20%3A%29%20%21%21%20
a na nasze:
nice tray Jim :) !!
Jest jakis converter pod perlem, ewentualnie gdzie moglbym znalesc liste
zamiennikow. Pod jakim keywordem szukac ?

Ja zawsze robi tak:

$value =~ tr/+/ /;
$value =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C", hex($1))/eg;
$value =~ s/<!--(.| )*--//g;

Jesli wczytuje dane z formularza (metoda POST), to tak:

read(STDIN, $buffer, $ENV{'CONTENT_LENGTH'});

($name, $value) = split(/=/, $pair);
$value =~ tr/+/ /;
$value =~ s/%([a-fA-F0-9][a-fA-F0-9])/pack("C", hex($1))/eg;
$value =~ s/<!--(.| )*--//g;

$FORM{$name} = $value;

Cytat:}

m.

Cytat:zastanawiam sie czy jestem jakis sam jeden, ktory z cala stanowczoscia uwaza, ze cyfra da rade robic street foto

Cytat:Go ahead chop down a fucking tree with a hammer

Cytat:Do you pound nails with a pair of pliers?
Do you turn screws with a chisel?
Maybe you do.
Maybe you’re fucking super-MacGyver

Dagio, tekst Chris Weeksa nie jest raczej dla Ciebie Zreszta dla mnie tez tylko po czesci:

Cytat:There are some rangefinders that are NOT well suited for the street. They are the Contax G-series. The lenses are pretty nice. None are faster than
two-oh but the Zeiss glass is wonderful. Too bad that the primarily auto-focus bodies suck to high hell.

Szkoda, ze zdjecia sa w takiej zlej jakosci. Wszystkie tektsy oprocz Chrisa Weeksa sa troche zbyt wzniosle i pompatyczne jak na moj gust. Ale Chris daje czadu

dzerry

Link do Video na Youtube na dole posta, polecam.

Adam

"Passenger Records present the new single from The Body Snatchers from their forthcoming album 'Feeling Good, Looking Nice, Smelling Right' released on June 16th 2008

The Intergalactic quest for crunk continues! Travelling across time and space in their pimped-out Space Whip, our intrepid heroes The Body Snatchers take a chance and head for The Dawgstar, home of the mysterious Wizard of Floss - creator of the most stunnaful Stunna Shades this side of Oakland.

Will his mighty Ice Palace reveal the true nature of bling? Will the 5-0's Playa Hatin Brigade catch The Body Snatchers riding dirty and bam 'em in jail? And at the end of it all, will The Flava finally be restored to Alpha Crunkturi? Only one pair of crunk lovin' aliens have the answer..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfrJg81uRuQ

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Orginał w wykonaniu Budgie jest lepszy, ale ponieważ nie mogę go znaleźć w sieci, to co tam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5X585ymMSc

I can't see my feelings
Open my eyes
I can't see my feelings
Open a pair of eyes

I can't see my feelings
Keep them behind
I just keep on reeling
Running back down the line

Oh, I can't stand that screaming
Don't even try
Music fans some feelings
It'll be tell me why

I can't stop that feeling
Showing me why
Man I love that feeling
Yeah, blowin' me right through the sky

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh, listen to what she says
If it's good, it's nice

> Dealing Hole Cards(Ah As )
> dejw997 called for $0.10
> Janhed left the table
> FrJackHacket raised for $0.45
> jassin4671 folded
> Nurkki folded
> irenca folded
> gintazas folded
> bluedisc sits down
> Plasticninja called for $0.45
> luoji008 called for $0.40
> Pango folded
> dejw997 raised for $0.70
> FrJackHacket raised for $1.47
> Plasticninja called for $1.47
> luoji008, you have 10 seconds to respond
> luoji008 called for $1.47
> dejw997 went all-in for $5.47
> FrJackHacket called for $4.35
gintazas> uuu
gintazas> nice pot
> Plasticninja called for $4.35
dejw997> flop isnt cheap
> luoji008 called for $4.35
> Dealing the Flop(9d 8c 7s )
> luoji008 went all-in for $2.63
> FrJackHacket called for $2.63
> Plasticninja went all-in for $3.74
> FrJackHacket called for $1.11
> Dealing the turn(3s )
> Dealing the river(Qh )
> Plasticninja shows One Pair, Jacks
(Jd Jh Qh 9d 8c )
> FrJackHacket shows One Pair, Kings
(Kc Ks Qh 9d 8c )
> luoji008 mucked
> dejw997 shows One Pair, Aces
(Ah As Qh 9d 8c )
> dejw997 wins $24.88 with One Pair, Aces
> FrJackHacket wins $10.11 with One Pair, Kings

Kurcze rzadko sie zdarza wygrac z para AA na reku, ale tym razem dalo rade

Piątek, 14.12.2001 (III)

NICE

Pair

Pomagam znaleÄ˝ć mojej koleżance rodzinkę w Irlandii, którego? pięknego dnia sprawdzam jej profil a tu pewna osóbka dodała j? do hot listy. I co widzę? Jaki? oble?ny pajac pomylił chyba Au pair z panienk? do towarzystwa. To naprawdę żałosne

poniżej info z jego profilu:

AuPair's job description,
collaboration and aid for light houseworks

"Dear AuPair" Letter,

Hi Girl,
nice to meet you, if you want come in italy for vacation you are welcome,
you could spend your time in travel around Italy and practice languages.
I'm a nice single boy, 31 yo,i have not children, I live in Milan and I
have my birth home near Amalfi.
I love cinema, music, reading, sightseeing.
I hope heard soon your news. if you are not a member write me
I'm sure we have a lot of fun togheter
I'm seeking for au pair for light houseworks and I offer board and lodging

yours
Lenny

Kurde, ja nie wiem, czy to normalne, czy nie, ale mnie przeraził e-mail od tej rodziny no i podziękowałam...

a oto fragment

"The Au pair expectation from us

To be treated as a member of our family, helped to still in Dublin, have time for herself and to be paid ? 65.00 per week

Our expectation from the Au pair

To collect the children from school on time
To make sure that they bring home everything they have or need from school
To make sure that they change their school uniform when they arrive home
To make sure that the school uniforms are put a way
To make sure that their uniform outfit, school bags and lunch boxes are clean
To make sure that they do their homework
To make sure that their uniform outfit, school bags and lunch boxes are ready for the next morning
To make sure that their after school activity uniform outfit are ready
To make sure that their after school activity bags are ready
To make sure that they arrive on time their after school activity
To accompany the children to their after school activity
To play games, table games and sport with the children
To take the children and the dog for walk on seaside if the weather is nice
To help tidying the toys with the children
To help with our daily housework like any other member of our family
To help in general in keep the house tidy
To help with load or unload the washing machine
To help load or unload the dishwasher machine
To help with vacuuming the house
To help with the shopping
To help with the cooking
To cook dinner on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday"

65 euro za to?

Cytat:Nuku'alofa, I fully agree with you on sending the perpeTRAITORS to an island, and leaving them there to do hard labour for a couple years. I would also recommend serious military training with a view to sending them to Iraq or other parts of the world where the Fijian military have been sanctioned from (due to their recent coup).

Nuku'alofa, what do you think about bringing back our old law of cutting of fingers? I would say hands or tongues as well if necessary and if found guilty. One for stealing, the other for inciting violence and spreading hate. I personally think it will work well in our culture because you know how we Tongans hate to be stigmatised and these 'marks of justice' will serve to remind not only those individuals of their crimes but also act as a preventative measure for future lawlessness.

Who would do the cutting? another criminal. It should be done in pairs.

What do you think people?

Nice! Tonga has many Vacant islands....they could do a Tongan Alcatraz

I was also thinking of taking the people responsible for destroying the City.....and making them reconstruct it....you know how it goes,you break it,you pay for it.....They can serve their jail time and everymorning wake up and work on rebuilding the capital......

Me luv ish like a shady tree in a hot summer day *ahhhh feeling peipi
ta'etalausese bodi *weh cool breeze *.. ENJOY ! enjoy !!

**

Me luv ish like ya fava pair of shocks *needin' muah to keep ya
tootsie (( toes )) warm and snugglie *..oooOOooo nice and toasty.

Mou oo mai ke tau kai eku breakfast *.. luv ya all *fakahela kakai uu *

Cytat:Kautama on vocation here if you guyz need me im in LA so i have to jet my plane leaves in one hour , take care and loads of love.

Oh fanga , tongan and the rest HAPPY MOTHERZ day .... (( ))

Ofa atu.

HEY BRO WHILE YOU ARE THERE CAN YOU BUY MY A PAIR OF AND1 SHOES SIZE 10 . IT'S QUITE CHEAP OVER THERE COMPARES TO OVER $200 OVER HERE. HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY AND TAKE CARE.

lmao@my Zen stories....here's another one

MY HEART BURNS LIKE FIRE

Soyen Shaku, the first Zen teacher to come to America, said: âśMy heart burns like fire but my eyes are as cold as dead ashes.â He made the following rules which he practiced every day of his life.

In the morning before dressing, light incense and meditate.

Retire at a regular hour. Partake of food at regular intervals. Eat with moderation and never to the point of satisfaction.

Receive a guest with the same attitude you have when alone. When alone, maintain the same attitude you have in receiving guests.

Watch what you say, and whatever you say, practice it.

When an opportunity comes do not let it pass by, yet always think twice before acting

Do not regret the past. Look to the future.

Have the fearless attitude of a hero and the loving heart of a child.

Upon retiring, sleep as if you had entered your last sleep. Upon awakening, leave your bed behind you instantly as if you had cast away a pair of old shoes.

Have a nice day!

1.LoVeLy pUmA ShOeS FoR GiRlS

LaSt wEeK I HaD BoUgHt a pAiR Of sHoEs fOr mY LiTtLe gIrL pUmA ShOeS, i nEvEr tHoUgHt iT CaN Be sHiPpEd sO FaSt aNd iT BoTh a sUrPrIsE FoR My gIrL AnD Me. ThIs iS A PaIr oF pUmA ShOeS WiTh aTtRaCtIvE CoLoR CoMbInAtIoN Of sIlVeR AnD PiNk, ShE LoVeS It qUiTe a lOt, WaTcHiNg tHe hApPy gIrL CaPeRiNg iN YaRd, I FeEl sO SaTiSfY. hApPiNeSs iS So eAsY, sOmEtImEs.

TaPs: PuMa sHoEs , cHeAp pUmA ShOeS,

2. a gReAt gIfT FoR PuMa sHoEs fAnS

I'M A BiG FaN Of sTrEeT FaShIoN, sO ThE ChUnKy sTyLeS ReAlLy aPpEaL, bUt wHaT ReAlLy mAkEs tHeSe PuMa sHoEs, ThE UlTiMaTe eYe cAnDy fOr wOmEn lIkE Me iS ThE HaPpY, fEmInInE PrInTs tHaT AdD A BiT Of rOmAnCe tO ThE AdOrAbLy hEfTy sHoEs.

TaPs: DiScOuNt pUmA ShOeS, nIcE PuMa sHoEs

3.A WoNdErFuL PrEsEnT, pUmA ShOe!

I ReCeIvEd mY ShOeS ToDaY As a bIrThDaY PrEsEnT FrOm mY GiRlFrIeNd aNd i mUsT SaY ThEy aRe tHe bEsT PaIr oF ShOeS I HaVe eVeR PuT On mY FeEt!, tHeY ArE SoOoOo cOoL AnD CoMfOrTaBlE. tHeY ArE ExAcTlY As dEsCrIbEd oN ThE WeBsItE, aNd eVeN MoRe bEtTeR ThAn i iMaGiNeD. i cAn't wAiT To wEaR ThEm oUt tO ShOw aLl mY FrIeNdS. i wIlL DeFiNiTeLy bE ReCoMmEnDiNg PuMa sHoEs, To aLl mY FrIeNdS! iN AdDiTiOn, ThAnK YoU So mUcH FoR SuCh sPeEdY DeLiVeRy!

TaPs: ChEaP PuMa sHoE, pUmA SnEaKeRs

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Duration: 16 minutes

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jest tylko piosenka o tytule LOVE IS
może to to

Ya see a pair of laughing eyes,
And suddenly you're sighing sighs.
You're thinkin' nothin's wrong,
You string along, boy, then SNAP!
Those eyes, those sighs -
They're part of the tender trap.

You're hand in hand beneath the trees,
And soon there's music in the breeze.
You're actin' kind of smug
Until your heart just goes WHAP!
Those trees, that breeze -
They're part of the tender trap.

Some starry night,
When her kisses make you tingle,
She'll hold you tight
And you'll hate yourself for being single.

And all at once it seems so nice,
The folks are throwin' shoes and rice.
You hurry to a spot that's just a dot on the map.
You're hooked, you're cooked,
You're caught in the tender trap.

(Musical interlude)

Some starry night,
When her kisses make you tingle,
She'll hold you tight
And you'll hate yourself for bein' single.

And all at once it seems so nice,
The folks are throwin' shoes and rice.
You hurry to a spot that's just a dot on the map.
And then you wonder how it all came about,
It's too late now, there's no gettin' out -
You fell in love, and love is the tender trap.

Cytat: Kiedys czytalem w gazecie o au pair i byl ranking krajow na pierwszy miejscu..... Holandia

Holandia?

No tak.. Mily kraj, mili ludzi..
Cytat z maila:

"Dear Olga,
...
If you still want to come to a nice family in the Netherlands - feel free to contact me.
Or if you have a girlfriend who wants to come - I am open for any contact".

Tak ze gdyby JESZCZE ktos tam chcial pojechac.. jest rodzinka!

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Uwaga

Szukam aupair dla bardzo milej rodzinki z Rataoth, co Meath w Irlandii! Praca od polowy wrzesnia '09 (ale moze byc kilka tyg w te lub we te, bo Pani musi uzgodnic z szefem kiedy wraca do pracy - Do ustalenia w korenspondecji prywatnej) na ROK (albo dluzej, 12 miesiecy minimum).

Rodzinka ma dwoje dzieci - 2 dziewczynki w wieku 23 miesiecy i 5 miesiecy. Oczywiscie oferuja pokoj, wyzywienie, plus oferuja od 100 do 150 euro tygodniowo (w zaleznosci od doswiadczenia, sprawa do uzgodnienia juz z mama).

Oto wiadomosc do aupair

" I am looking for an au-pair with a genuine love of kids and childcare experience (hopefully qualifications).
Light housework also required. We really would like an au-pair with good english.
Hours will be 8-5/5.30 and ocasional baby sitting, we want someone flexible. We will be very fair and we can discuss this further with any interested canditates.
Again, pocket money will be negotiable with the right person depending on
qualifications/experience etc but as a guide ( between 100-150 EURO per wk.
We live in a lovely area in Rataoth, Co. Meath with Lovely green area in front of house and a playground up the road etc. We really wan't a nice and caring aupair to be part of the family!
Hope to talk to you soon, Ruth"

Wszelkie pytania prosze na priv.

my idea of make up:D is car grease:), my idea of appropriate atire is , pair of pliers or screw driver or socket wrench prefer with a caseload of hahaha 10 mils as that is what I seem to lose! .lol, fishing gear*drools over nice tackle box full of lures *, car parts or computer parts:D, perfumes, car oils and gasses:D fish oils hahaha...ok not that bad;)

ok giveme some drakkar:D and that is ok.lol

I am universes worst house cleaner.

am I scaring you yet?

Here are some nice and new pictures from
our friend George.

He bought a new car - a black Ferrari!

Is this the new car protector or the supplier?

And take a look at George shoes, now he wears grey
crogs - I think it's cheaper if you buy 2 pair for 1 price!

Do you think the Ferrari has a hybrid drive? ha ha ha

I guess it looks very funny if you stand with your Ferrari at
a gas station with a power cable in your hand and wait for a
full battery!

Oh come on, it'll be so cute to see him clean-shaven, like back in the really early Wham days! Also, I think it will make him look a good 5 years younger. But what I really want to see is him in a nice pair of sexy Diesel jeans and a Scissor Sisters (or whatever rock band) t-shirt. Kind of cool and casual, you know.

I'm running the ffg system
Sony blade face mp3 player
2 6" pioneers on front door of the head unit
1 250 x 4 audiobank
2 channels running a pair of kenwood 4 way 6x9s on back board
2 channels running 12" sony sub in a custom rockford box
Sound is nice and clean, not over the top. But I'm gonna change the sub tho,

McSteamy was in the bar last night drinking up a storm. Seriously. He’s been in here a lot lately. Almost as much as Alex. Anyways, when Meredith, George, Alex and Izzie walked in, I noticed that McSteamy’s eyes were locked on Mer. It didn’t take long for Dr. Sloan to sidle up to Meredith and mumble something about the DMC. Ah, the two dirty mistresses. McSteamy seemed flirty. Mer did not. Awesome. What is this dude up to now?

Aside from Mark Sloan, it was nice to see everybody together in the bar again. Izzie seemed to be doing great. Glad to see she’s finally getting back on her feet. Alex and George? They’re the same. Antagonizing each other like a pair of four-year-olds. You should’ve seen them. George kept referring to Alex as “Mark Sloan’s McBitchboy.” Yeah. Apparently, Alex has been catering to Dr. Sloan’s every wish and command. Poor Alex. He has high hopes of getting into plastics. For what, I asked him. To work with Dr. Sloan? That doesn’t sound too appealing, does it?

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PS. Zastanawiam sie czemu w odcinku nie bylo tej sceny
( 2 ostatnie zdjęcia )
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Got a promotion, thus been on a shopping spree for a few days. And no shitty jeans this time - got myself a pair of Tommy Hilfiger. Also some nice prada sunglasses, but i just realized that i spent like 4 times more the ordinary, just for the prada name on them, so that's kinda sucks. Also, bought some 100% handmade Carnaby shoes just to show some love for Mikey.

Dungeon-crawlers usually have some nice/interesting/unique loot as a reward for all this time spent on action-packed and sometimes boring exploration of unending dungeons. Funny thing is that Fallout 3 doesn't offer much of that reward. And when PC come across places like Hamilton's Hideaway player can become annoyed - I mean all those closed gates/doors/containers that require 'one-particular-bloody-key' and are unaccessible for skilled sneaky-thief-like PC or strong PC with sledgehammer or PC trained to work with explosives who have some grenades in pocket [BTW: what has happened to dynamite and plastic explosives in this universe?]. Nay. It's not planned for you to go there now so forget it.

Unmodded Oblivion has additionally level-scalled loot so low-level thief or adventurer can be a bit frustrated when after time spended on exploring some generic ayleid runs/mine/fort/cave he/she found few pieces of gold, some pair of cheap shoes, few of arrows and some sword he/she has already in ten copies. More boring was only planes of Oblivion.

Fallout 3's dungeon maybe aren't as irritating as Oblivion's are but they are definitelly boring, especially when they become obligatory to go through. There are too much dungeon-crawiling for sure.

As for dungeons in real Fallout games... There are also some dungeons under Broken Hills. And Vault 15 can be considered dungeon. But the again all of them [except Temple of Trails] are more or less optional when it comes to main plot so they rather examples of variety of environment .

Shame Fallout 3 took example from wrong predecessor...

Boots man, boots.
I've got five pairs of millitary-style boots.
-one is a vintage pair of Vietnan-Era Combat Boots
-one is a pair of tanker boots
-two are steel-cap insulated boots of the "combat boot" form factor
-one is pretty much the same, no steel cap.

I've got a pair of Mukluks for bad snow but haven't needed them lately, a pair of nice-looking "Sketcher" shoes with a steel cap toe, a pair of Florsheim dress boots for fancy occasions, and a pair of steel-cap sneakers (those are a hard item to find). Oh, I've also got a pair of western boots which I've been wearing lately.

I started wearing steel toe shoes in grammar school because people would step on my toes. (I was the kid who got picked on a lot) I just got used to them. Plus I know some Kung-fu, so it's like having a brass knuckles for your feet if you ever need to lay the smackdown on someone.

What you could do is go with something like a Speed Link Medusa 5.1 headset which can provide you with good sound quality a nice in built mic and surround sound. I once had a pair of these, and i liked them alot. Ideal if you use something like TS or vent alot, like i do.

a ja słucham ostatnio bez przerwy "Real Men" Tori Amos

oto tekst:

take your mind back
i don't know when
sometime when it always seemed to be just us and them
girls that wore pink
boys that wore blue
boys that always grew up better men
than me and you

what's a man now
what's a man mean
is he rough or is he rugged
cultural and clean
now it's all changed
it's got to change more
we think it's getting better
but nobody's really sure

and so it goes, go round again
but now and then we wonder who the real men are

see the nice boys
dancing in pairs
golden earring, golden tan
blow-wave in the hair
sure they're all straight, straight as a line
all the guys are macho
see their leather shine

you don't want to sound dumb
don't want to offend
so don't call me a faggot
not unless you are a friend
then if you're tall
handsome and strong
you can wear the uniform and i could play along

and so it goes, go round again
but now and then we wonder who the real men are

time to get scared
time to change plan
don't know how to treat a lady
don't know how to be a man
time to admit
what you call defeat
'cause there's women running past you now
and you just drag your feet

man makes a gun
man goes to war
man can kill and man can drink
and man can take a whore
kill all the blacks
kill all the reds
if there's war between the sexes
then there'll be no people left

and so it goes, go round again
but now and then we wonder who the real men are
and so it goes, go round again
but now and then we wonder who the real men are
and so it goes, go round again
but now and then we wonder who the real men are

Cytat:No more sex for you

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

World Cup Khanty-Mansiysk Round 4 game 1.
03.des.2007 @ 17:48 - Written byHenrik Carlsen Tournaments 2007|Permalink >>> http://blog.magnuschess.c...ments_2007.html
The World Cup is certainly tenser. Despite all three top seeds out by now, 13 of the 16 players left are 2700+. There's no easy prey and the margin between success and failure is small indeed.

As white against 7th ranked M.Adams (2729) Magnus was quite well prepared in the Nimzo-Indian opening.
(His second Kjetil Lie got to bed around 07:30 this morning and obviously did a great job again!)
After taking the pawn on c7 Magnus struggled with lack of development and coordination well into the middle game.
The computers disagree a bit on whether or not black has sufficient compensation for the pawn, but Magnus felt he was at least a little better most of the game.
When the position seemed a bit deadlocked around move 29, Magnus decided to regroup his pieces and give back the pawn. He was especially satisfied with 33.Rb1! and 35.Kg1!
Blacks position is playable for a computer, but for a human the bishop pair and weakness on b6 makes the defence very difficult.
Magnus managed to exchange rooks and win the b-pawn after which black is in real trouble.
Adams may not have found the best continuation and after 64.Bc1 white is winning.

Being down to 2 seconds on the clock on one occasion and below 10 seconds several times Magnus sure kept the spectators nervous, but he managed to find the right moves and make progress.
After 76 moves Adams resigned as the kingside pawns will fall and the king is too far way to save the game.

A great fight and seemingly another great game by Magnus, although he is not really sure about the quality of his play as he sometimes felt he was missing things.

Shirov continued to impress with a nice win as black against Akopian ,and Ponomariov is also looking very strong beating Sasikiran with the white pieces. The rest of the games ended drawn.

Magnus has 5.5/7 so far (plus the two rapid gains against Naiditsch) and a performance around 2850!

Lets hope he has some energy left for tomorrow as black against Adams.

Henrik Carlsen
Lommedalen, December 3rd, 2007
03.des.2007 @ 17:48 Tournaments 2007|Permalink >>>
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Napalm Sticks to Kids

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Ox cart rolling down the road,
Peasants with a heavy load,
They're all V.C. when the bomb explode,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Goods in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch gooks burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Blues out on a road recon,
See some children with their mom,
What the hell, let's drop the bomb,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Rooks under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

NVA are all hard core,
Flechettes never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm sticks to kids.
Napalm sticks to ribs.
Napalm Napalm sticks like glue.
Sticks to women and children too.

dlatego przestaem tego filmu szukać

rownież po przeczytaniu relacji świadka:

"The picture shows Brit Roger Williamson ahead of countryman David Purley. Both were driving almost identical March-Ford Cosworth 731, a sort of hybrid F2/F1 that was very successful those years. While Roger was driving a "works" one (sponsored by his mentor Tom Wheatcroft, the owner of Donington Circuit and F1 Museum), David Purley was driving his own privateer entry sponsored by his family business, LEC Refrigerators. At the same race, James Hunt was driving a similar car, although highly modified by Dr. Harvey Posthlewaite, belonging to Lord Hesketh. He eventually finished 3rd.
This picture is very special because, minutes later after this picture was taken, on lap 8 to be precise, Roger went wide on a right hander on the fast zone of the circuit and spun off. His March crashed against the fence, then rolled and caught fire. David Purley had to brake not to collect his predecessor and he stopped his car spontaneously to help his rival. He tried to un-roll Williamson's March but the fuel exploded. There were no marshals nearby. There was a single fireman with an extinguisher that was useless. There was no public on that inner side of the track. However, some spectators jumped the fence on the opposite side and tried to go down the dune to help to overturn the car and save Williamson from the blaze. Policemen with dogs stopped them and David Purley (and hundreds of spectators) had to see powerless the fate of the British driver.
Finally, when it was obvious that Roger had not survived, an old fire engine arrived. They could only extinguish the fire, roll the car back on its wheels and cover it with a blanket. It remained there for the rest of the race. The race wasn't stopped. Not any other driver stopped not when it happened, not even when it was obvious that the crash had been fatal. For over 50 laps peterson led the race followed by the Tyrrell pair of Stewart and Cevert. With few laps to go, the Swede had to retire and Tyrrell won 1-2. Third was Hunt, as said. After the race, the police turned up with a judge and the body was moved straight into a coffin...
Not a nice sight for a 17-year-old motor racing fan who had travelled almost 2,000kms by train and hitch-hiking to see his heroes (Williamson among them) at the Dutch GP... "

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Dostałam oferte z Proworku. Czytajciei napiszcie co o tym sądzicie ?? Napisałam do gościa e maila i zadałam mu wiele szczegółowych pytan, jak odpisze to dam znać

Dear Au Pair,

Hi! We are the ****family. I am Eric, and I am a single father to my beautiful, active 5 Â˝ year old daughter Rosa. Rosa and I live in Glen Ridge, New Jersey, very close to New York City. I travel to NYC and back every day for my job as an entertainment lawyer.

Glen Ridge is a great town, with tree lined streets and lovely homes. There are lots of shopping areas, parks, restaurants and movie theatres around. There are also a number of colleges and universities in the area.

My ideal au pair will have experience with and a sincere interest in children, be a non-smoker and love pets. I need to find someone responsible and mature, but also active; and someone comfortable living with my family. My au pair will have to help Rosa walk and take care of her dog, a 1 year old beagle names Marlon (we also have two cats, Otis and Garcia, but they pretty much take care of themselves).

I will need my au pair to work at least 30 hours a week, but probably not more than 40.

On a typical weekday, Rosa will go to school from 8:30 am to 3:00 pm. I would need you to get Rosie ready for school, feed her breakfast, pack her lunch and a snack, and walk her to school a few blocks away. In the afternoon, at 3:00, I would need you to pick Rosa up from school and stay with her until I get home (usually between 7 and 7:30, although sometimes I do work later) and help me out with Rosa until Iâve had some dinner and can settle in, which is usually by 9:00.

In the afternoons, it would be great if you would take Rosa to the playground down the street, or to play dates and classes which I would arrange, or maybe just do something fun around the house. Rosa loves all kinds of crafts, and she loves to draw. We live on a street with a lot of kids, and thereâs usually something fun going on when the weather is nice. I would also want you to prepare Rosaâs dinner, and give her a bath.

As for weekends, most Saturdays I need someone to watch Rosie while I run errands, usually until 3. Some Saturdays, though, instead of working in the morning I may need babysitting on Saturday nights, but only when it is scheduled in advance.

I hope you can see that our family is both unique and traditional, and I look forward to meeting you.

Very truly yours,

****(better known as Rosaâs Dad)

e are a happy, relaxed family of 4 living in the Nottinghamshire countryside. My names is Samantha I am 40 years old. My husband is David he is just 41 and we have two children, Jakob (8) and Giorgia (6). We also have four dogs, 3 horses and 4 hens!

We live in a large house with swimming pool, games room and cinema. We also have an orchard, duck pond and huge garden. We grow our own vegetables.

Jakob and Giorgia have had 3 Au Pairs in the past two from Poland and one from Czech Republic. These girls were students and found our location perfect to help catch up on their studies when not working.

You will have your own room and shower which is located in a separate building and so very private. You will be required to work 5-6 hours per day for 5 days carrying out mainly household duties which do not include babysitting. If we require you to do that we will pay extra.

I work form home as a fashion journalist, my husband has his own company in womenĂ˘ďż˝ďż˝s fashion too.

Some days you will be able to accompany me on day trips to various places and enjoy seeing different parts of the UK. You may even be able to accompany us on holiday abroad.

I am looking for someone with a nice relaxed personality, who is self motivated and more importantly who is happy to stay in the countryside rather than wishing to be a city girl.

Ideally we would like someone to start in June through to October but we can be flexible for the right candidate.

FAMILY NOTES FROM SMARTAUPAIRS

This experienced host family is looking for a friendly summer au pair, who is outgoing and easygoing! Previous au pairs from CZ and Poland have been very happy here and the family can put you in touch.

The au pair would work 25-30h/ for a minimum of ĂŁ70. The position would be 50-50 childcare and housework.

NOTE TO ALL AU PAIRS Ă˘ďż˝ďż˝ During the (summer) holidays you may be asked to do extra hours. Most language schools are CLOSED during July/August

co myslicie?? bo ja sie troche obawiam,ze to jest wies- a ja kocham big miasta- swoja droga agencja powiedziała,ze oni nie wiedza czy mi znajda kogos z miasta- to po kij, wypełniałam ankiete???

Wyciagniete z innego forum:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

1szy stack tez mialem chwilami Mialbym looz na pierwszym stole,niestety dosc szybko posadzili mi kolesia z podobnym stackiem(mielismy 1 i 2 mijesce w tym momencie w turnieju). Bilismy sie o zetony pare razy i w końcu:

Table #7517143 - Tournament #5153393 Table #22
Starting Hand #379980448
Last Hand #379979077
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: TOURNAMENT
Money Type: TOURNAMENT CHIPS
Blinds are now $150/$300
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: Vychoow - $5,010
Seat 2: Peppep81 - $8,360
Seat 3: Fanta11 - $1,750
Seat 4: Batter29 - $3,170
Seat 5: DiscoDave06 - $5,580
Seat 6: gasanair - $3,090
Seat 7: Philipcox - $8,205
Seat 8: rikraz - $1,100
Seat 9: nuties - $9,617
Moving Button to seat 3
Batter29 posts small blind ($150)
DiscoDave06 posts big blind ($300)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Jc Kd] to Vychoow
gasanair folds
Philipcox folds
rikraz folds
nuties folds
Vychoow calls $300
Peppep81 folds
Fanta11 folds
nuties creates a butterfly.
Batter29 folds
nuties demonstrates his bounce backspin.
DiscoDave06 raises to $1,500
Vychoow calls $1,500
Dealing Flop [Kc 7c 3h]
DiscoDave06 bets $2,400
Vychoow raises to $3,510 (all-in)
DiscoDave06 calls $3,510
Vychoow shows [Jc Kd]
DiscoDave06 shows [Qs Ks]
Dealing Turn [Qd]
Dealing River [Ah]
Vychoow has One Pair: Kings
DiscoDave06 has Two Pairs: Kings, Queens
DiscoDave06 wins $10,170 with: Two Pairs: Kings, Queens
Philipcox acknowledges DiscoDave06 had a nice hand.
nRiii: nh
Seat 1: Vychoow - $0
Seat 2: Peppep81 - $8,360
Seat 3: Fanta11 - $1,750
Seat 4: Batter29 - $3,020
Seat 5: DiscoDave06 - $10,740
Seat 6: gasanair - $3,090
Seat 7: Philipcox - $8,205
Seat 8: rikraz - $1,100
Seat 9: nuties - $9,617
End Of Hand #379980448

Eh,czemu on nie mial KT czy K9

Salut Arnaud si tu regarde bien toi aussi tu ne vas rĂŠellement dĂŠcrochĂŠ que deux mois puisque tu reprend fin aoĂťt la diet, moi ma derniĂ¨re compet c'ĂŠtait dĂŠbut Mai, et quand on aime ....
Donc je repars pour 5 mois de prĂŠparation car j'envisage pour terminer la saison de participer Ă quelques grands prix comme celui de Didier Blanc ou le weider Trophy.
Je te souhaite de bonnes vacances en Italie, je suis d'origine italienne et je sais que pour la bouffe ils ne sont pas les derniers, et la PĂ˘tisserie lĂ bas, un rĂŠgal alors attention Ă ne pas trop dĂŠcrocher tout de mĂŞme car aprĂ¨s une diĂ¨te stricte le corps est une vrais ĂŠponge, mais bon la vie et courte il parait il faut savoir se faire plaisir, en fait nous somme que dans le plaisir, Ă l'entraĂŽnement, au rĂŠgime, sur scĂ¨ne, et aprĂ¨s aussi ....
Pour ce qui est de vos remarques concernant lâentraĂŽnement jâen ai fais lâexpĂŠrience aussi, et il est semble effectivement inutile de sâarrĂŞter pour ce genre de blessures, car les douleurs sont mĂŞmes plus importante Ă la reprise.
Sinon je vais reprendre de lâacide nitrique il semblerais que se soit excellent pour la rĂŠcupĂŠration et la cicatrisation musculaire.

Salut Nico pas de soucis, je me prĂŠsenterais Ă la sĂŠlection comme si câĂŠtait : Le Championnat Du Monde, je dois montrer Ă mes pairs quâils peuvent me faire confiance pour monter sur les plus htes marches, ce sera une rĂŠpĂŠtition, et je te souhaite une bonne prĂŠparation Ă toi aussi et rendez vous Ă Bar Le Duc.

Bonjour Eric je te remercie pour tes encouragements câest vrais que cette qualitĂŠ ne sâacquiĂ¨re pas comme Ă§a, les annĂŠes comptes effectivement, mais il faut aussi beaucoup de courage de volontĂŠ il ne faut pas avoir peur de se faire mal Ă lâentraĂŽnement et pousser la machine dans ces extrĂŞmes limites, La diĂŠtĂŠtique aussi et importante et aucun produit miracle ne remplacera lâacharnement et la hargne quâil faut avoir pour pouvoir concourir, gagner, perdre aussi, lâaccepter, et durer dans le monde du body building.
Alors Ă tous les Jeunes qui me liront, ne perdez pas courage câest vrais que le niveau et de plus en plus haut, mais pas inaccessibles il faut simplement se laisser le temps et pas forcĂŠment chercher Ă ĂŞtre le plus gros, Ă chacun dâexploiter au maximum son potentiel âŚ..

En tous cas merci encore Ă vous tous pour votre soutien et vos encouragements, ils me touchent beaucoup et me font ĂŠnormĂŠment du bien dans les moments de doutes.

they look old-fashioned....they are nice actually and very comfortable.....they're coming back since the "vintage" era is repeating itself in fashion.....but hey....don't tell Poppins I stole her fav. pair

Good afternoon ladies.....Hi nonz.....great songs but ummm who sings it? Nice lyrics!

Liberty....yeah gotta love that song....makes you want to "pop that thang" up against someone.....hehehe

This song woke me up this morning.....*mate he kata* Hiki ha'aki mu'a ae letiio....hahaha I still love this song...

YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND by John Mayer

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

darn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

And as soon as I can get the lyrics to Coo Coo Chee...I'll sing it...*mahaki he kata*

*lele ki tu'a*

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!

Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is Hi her.

Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A. They're hiring.

Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
A. Yeah...now he has no ears.

Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
A. You put one leg over each ear.

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

Q. How do you Hi a fat chick?
A. Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A. Her lipstick

Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his butt.

Q. What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A. A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for crap.

Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table has no balls.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung.

Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
A. Nice d***!

Q. How do you know when a Barbie has her period?
A. All your tic tacks are gone.

Dziś się chyba zakochałem w tej piosence Jest poprostu boska
Weird Al' Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you’ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out wit some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn’t fucked me enough, you gave that little quaff across the street so many toys that he can’t even walk into his house. Don’t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I’ll fuck you up. I’ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you’ll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn’t get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you’ll find out bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER!

Sincerely,
Little Johnny
************************************************************
It's a very nice piece of grammar and construction. By the way - Merry Xmas

Don't often open up this floor
Since I handed in my gun
What all these keys are for
Now my tour of duty's done
You got to know the switches
Now you got your turn
Watch and learn, junior
Watch and learn

Now you will get your
Trouble spots
Here's one from
Down voodoo way
Bragged he had me
By the you-know-whats
Very funny, you don't say
The big enchilada
Stealing elections
Had to go down there
Trash collection
Got his cojones
On my desk in there
Made into a souvenir
Set of cufflinks, nice pair
The rest of him's
Someplace up here
Sometimes you got to
Put a shoulder to the door
Not so fast, junior
Listen to your pa
Here, son
I'm handing over to you
Don't crash the ambulance
Whatever you do

What we have here's
A dung hole place
Thought it was fly shit
On the map
Fat bastard, ugly face
And the personal crap
You can't move the barriers
You can't mess with oil and gas
Had to go down there
Stick a couple
Aircraft carriers
In his ass
Fancy dress
Medals chest
It's all in here
For all the gigs
Gas mask
Bullet-proof vest
All the usual rigs
There'll be things they missed
They didn't mention
You've even
Got a whistle in there
For attracting attention

Well, I think you're gonna
Be okay, son
You've had the tour, I guess
These two buttons
By the way
This one I hope
You never press
Some holy fool, just watch
Who's not like you or me
That one's the whole
Shooting match
Right there
It's the whole shitaree
We don't forget
Who put us here, jack
That's page one
We talk soft
But carry a big stick
And pack the biggest gun
We don't like accidents
Major or minor
You don't want yourself
An incident
Don't ever invade china

Here, son
I'm handing over to you
Don't crash the ambulance
Here, son
I'm handing over to you
Don't crash the ambulance
Whatever you do

MAKE IT UP (BEFORE YOU GO-GO)

Mirror

5 July 2005

I'M IN TUNE WITH ELTON
George ends rift.. with Gordon Ramsay dinner

SIR Elton John and George Michael's have finally ended their long-running, bitter public rift.

We are delighted to reveal the pair have kissed and made up over a nice dinner.

And they have Gordon Ramsay to thank for that - for he prepared the posh nosh at George's home in North London.

A friend of George says: "They're both delighted that the feud's over.

"George invited Elton to have dinner secretly at his house a couple of weeks ago and it was quite an occasion.

"Gordon did all the cooking and George and Elton spent much of the time creased up laughing as they reminded each other of hilarious stories from the past.""

The spat began nine months ago when Elton said George smoked too much dope, there was a "deep-rooted unhappiness in his life" and branded his album Patience "disappointing".

An enraged George fired off a tirade to a magazine saying: "Elton John knows very little about George Michael and that's a fact. Most of what Elton knows about my life is limited to the gossip he hears on the gay grapevine."

He added, for good measure, that Elton relied on his old hits to make millions, while George said that his "passion and drive is still about the future." When Elton tried to patch things up last Christmas, George snubbed him, refusing to take his calls on five occasions.

Now Elton has agreed to George's request to use their 1991 No 1 hit Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me for an album of duets he plans to release later this year.

But now it seems he is not only back on good terms with Elton, he's also planning to strike up a relationship again with his fans.

Buoyed by his reception at Live 8 on Saturday, George seems to be reconsidering his vow, made at the Berlin Film Festival four months ago to quit showbusiness because "pop music is dead."

We hear he is planning a comeback tour next year and is busy writing new material.

He has also got Paul McCartney - with whom he sang the Beatles classic Drive My Car at Live 8 - to sing a duet with him.

A highly-placed music insider says: "Things are looking great for George.

"He's even hoping to perform some live dates next year and that's a reflection of how confident he's feeling right now."

Welcome back George - we always had Faith you would return.

Well, alright then ... consider it done

George Michael with his life partner, Kenny Goss and Jean Lourens during his visit in South Africa.

A nice article

http://www.news24.com/News24/Entertainment/Celebrities/0,,2-%201225-2108_2401695,00.html

George 'warm-hearted, relaxed'
30/09/2008 09:36 - (SA)

Buks Viljoen, Beeld

White River - British singer George Michael and his partner caused a stir in White River recently.

Louis van der Merwe from White River had a quick lunch last Thursday with the star. "He is very warm-hearted and relaxed. We chatted about art and all kinds of things."

Van der Merwe is the owner of the Casterbridge business centre on the outskirts of White River.

Escaping the furore of his latest drug scandal in London, George left the British capital for the Mpumalanga Lowveld, where he kept a low profile for three days.

Last Thursday George and his partner, Kenny Goss, caused a stir at Casterbridge when they arrived by helicopter to buy a pair of sunglasses.

The couple arrived in secret at Kruger Mpumalanga International Airport (KMIA) last Tuesday for a quick visit to the Lion Sands Private Game Reserve.

They stayed at the exclusive 1933 Lodge, paying R65 000 a night.

Last Thursday George and Kenny flew to Casterbridge to buy George a new pair of sunglasses, Van der Merwe said.

Kenny is an enthusiastic art collector and art dealer and waxed lyrical about the glass art that's on sale at the Riverglass gallery.

"He was interested in quite a few pieces and we are still negotiating about the works he would like to buy," Van der Merwe said.

At about 13:00 George, Kenny, Van der Merwe and Nic More, the owner or Lion Sands, lunched together at the Courtyard restaurant.

After a flight over the world-renowned Blyde River Canyon, George and Kenny returned to Lion Sands.

They left the country on Friday morning.

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Cytat: Daimyo wrote:
Gutsy of you to post your own tits though, Dragula.

Did you enjoy them?

A nice pair indeed.

Almost as nice a picture as that of Pip's nipple.

Edited for clarity

Ok, here's my final offer. Hope you're happy now wooz. I thought a pair of slippers would be a nice touch (or maybe I'm just lazy)

Cytat:

Cytat:pewna osoba w mojej firmie dostaje e-mailem pliki z wynikami
laboratoryjnymi
w formacie csv, których otwierania nie moze opanować, tj. raz na miesiąc
muszę jej przypominać jak obsłużyć wizarda importu (trzeba zmeniać
charakter
kilku pól, bo excel robi z nich daty, ale to nie istotne dla naszej
opowieści).

A czemu nie napiszesz (albo nagrasz) tej osobie makra co bedzie robilo to za
jednym pociagnieciem?

Tax (ang):
Coby Szpakowski sie poczul lepiej...
Subject: HUMOUR - Sports Commentators At Their Best:

Sports Commentators At Their Best:

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" (NZ
rugby commentator)

"This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning
and

it was amazing." (Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh
-
Horse Racing Commentator)

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain
off!"

(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager LuisSuarez's
substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifierwith
Ireland

in Seville, 1992)

"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and
flair,
but you also need white players in there to balance things upand give
the

team some brains and some common sense." (CrystalPalace chairman Ron
Noades, speaking in 1991)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
(Winston Bennett)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
which

is identical" (Murray Walker)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" (Greg
Norman)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of
them

serious" (Alan Minter)

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "(John Francombe)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing

again" (Terry Venables)

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it
all

over their faces." (Ron Atkinson)

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing
the

cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those
times
are at 1500 metres." (David Coleman)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the

field." (Metro Radio)

"and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs..."
(Sue
Barker)

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." (Ron
Atkinson)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air
for

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football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

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that,
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them...........Oh my God, what have I just said?" (US TVcommentator)

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taka "uczona" nazwa lepiej brzmi).
Koniec, krol jest nagi. C.B.D.U
--
pozdrawiam ;-)
Michcio

Skłaniam sie (juz) ku takiemu sposobowi myslenia. Ja tez sadze, ze to jakies
rozwiazanie Pionnera, ktore zaznaczali wlasnie oznaczeniem na wzmacniaczach
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wierze)
Z drugiej strony spotkalem sie z tym, ze tak wlasnie opisywano wzmacniacze w
klasie A.
Pobor mocy 190 W w ooznaczeniu dla USA to nie pomyłka, bo sprawdzilem to na
zupelnie innych fotkach i w opisach.
Rowniez 450W na europejskim sprzecie, to nie pomylka. Mysle ze najlepiej
zrobie gdy podepne pod niego amperomierz i sam sie przkonam jaka moc on
pobiera
przy roznym obciarzeniu.
W kazadym razie wzmacniacz gra niesamowicie dobrze, wrecz audiofilsko. Dla
tego dociekam co jest z nim "grane"?
Sam jest nieduzy. Grzeje sie tym bardziej im z wieksza moca sie na nim gra.
Czyli wlasciwie nie moze to byc klasa A, bo tam sie to dzieje na odwrót (tak
gdybam sobie w tym momencie)?
jak go zwal tak go zwal - ale wzmacniacz ten z gdzies 1985 roku gra naprawde
ladnie. Zupełnie inaczej niz wiekszosc dzisiejszych suchych "smutasow"
(wzmacniaczy), ale tez inaczej niz wzmaki z lat 70 tych jakie znam.

W opisie wzmacniacza na jakie natrafilem na jednej ze stron stoi:

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The way ahead / way behind concept (WAWB or WA/WB concept depending on which forum you are coming from) is a fairly simple one that occurs quite frequently in Texas Hold em. Essentially, the way ahead / way behind concept addresses the fact that in some situations you will either be ahead in a hand with your opponent drawing slim or dead, or your opponent will be ahead in a hand, and you will be drawing very slim or dead.

Basically, you can tell that you might be in a WA/WB situation when you have a strong hand, but the board and the plays being made indicate that you may be in some trouble. The best way to describe this concept is to give you a nice example of a situation where you could either be way ahead or way behind.

Example

Lets say you are in middle position with A T and you make a 4BB raise and get called by a player in late positions, leaving you heads up going to the flop. The flop comes down A 9 9, giving you top pair with a King kicker. Now the action is on you to make your decision.

This hand is a good example of you either being way ahead or way behind. This because your opponent will either have a hand that has you beat ( AK, AQ, AJ or a 9), or a hand that is easily beaten by yours ( TT+, KQ, KJ, QJ). In each of these situations one of the players is unlikely to win the hand if they are behind. So in this spot you either have little chance of losing, or little chance of winning.

How Should You Play?

The problem with WA/WB situations is that if you are aggressive, you will either be scaring your opponent away from the hand or digging yourself into a hole. If your opponent is behind, they will simply fold and save their money. However, if you are the one that is behind, you are throwing money into a pot that you have little hope of winning.

Therefore the best approach in these situations is to play passively, and allow your opponent to make the plays in such a way ahead / way behind situation. If you're opponent has the worst hand, you are offering them the opportunity to make the mistake of betting with the worst hand. Conversely, by checking to them, you are minimizing your losses if you are indeed way behind in the hand.

The biggest problem with WA/WB situations is that it is difficult to work out whether you are losing or if you are ahead. This is why the best approach in these situations is to play passively, and check/call on betting rounds to reduce the amount of money you are losing if you are behind. So essentially, you are going into damage limitation mode rather than all out all or nothing mode by playing aggressively.

The key point is that you cannot bet for value, and so you want to induce a bad value bet or a bluff from your opponent. Any other play would be losing you money in the long run, so play it cool and make the optimum plays in these particular pots.

Be Sure Of WA/WB Situations

Always try and be sure of when you are in a WA/WB situation before you decide to play passively, otherwise it could have unfortunate consequences.

For example, in a hand where there are two cards of the same suit on board, it is less likely that you will be able to confidently place yourself in a way ahead / way behind situation, as the way your opponent is betting can easily be influenced by the fact that they might have a flush draw. So always consider this when you notice that there are two cards of the same suit on the board.

Similarly, if the board is straightening up and there is a possible straight draw available, it again makes it less likely that you could be in a WA/WB situation. If you were to play passively, there is a good chance that you will let your opponent catch up and take the hand away from you. So essentially, there is a greater probability of the WA/WB situation arising on a dry board than there is on a wet board.

Overview

Way ahead / way behind situations are quite common in No Limit Texas Holdem, but it should not be an excuse for you to play passively if you are not sure where you stand. If you are confident that you are WA/WB, then passive play is the key, but if you are not then you are going to lose money through making weak plays and allowing your opponents to catch up.

The best way to identify a WA/WB situation is to consider how the rest of the hand could play out, and think about what you opponent could possibly be calling or betting with. Having a throughout think about each situation always helps to identify what is going on in the hand, and thus you are able to make the best plays. As a rule of thumb, if there are no possible draws, then its a good idea to consider whether you might be way ahead or way behind, and play accordingly.

Witam (kocham tego emotikonka )
Mam aż 3 teksty to przetłumaczenia (problem w tym, że nie może to być "mnie więcej" lecz dokładnie, idealnie to samo musi znaczyć po polsku )
1*
In other words, show that for every graph on n>=4 vertices, either it or its complement is connected. (In fact, the result is true for n=1,2,3 as well.) This has appeared before (e.g. [link]), and Darij posted a strengthened version [link]. Here's a simple proof: suppose G is a disconnected graph, and let a,b be two vertices of G that are separated. Then ab is an edge in G^{_} , and for any vertex c we have that c is connected to at most one of a,b in G. Thus c is connected to at least one of a,b in G^{_}. It follows that G^{_} is connected, so we're done. (Actually, now that I think of it, I believe that this proves the stronger result posted by Darij.)

2*
This was a homework question from my Discrete Math course this semester. It's pretty simple, but a fairly nice introduction to a topic that you guys might not have seen before. Please ask for clarification if any of the terms are unclear.
We call G(V, E) (or just G ) a graph if F is a set of vertices and E is a set of edges. There is at most one edge between a pair of vertices, and there may be none. K_{n} is the 'complete' graph of n vertices where there is an edge between any two vertices. G^{_}, or the complement of G, is the graph with the same vertex set V as G, but its edge set is the relative complement of the vertex set of K_{n} with E. Basically, {a.b} E G^{_} iff {a,b} E/ G. A graph is connected if, for every a,b E V, there exists a 'path' (this is an intuitively obvious term) connecting a and b.
Here's the problem:
If n>=2, prove that if G is not connected, then G^{_} is connected.

3*
If G is not connected and of greater than one vertex than there must exist two vertices, a and b, of G, such that there exists no path between a and b. Furthermore, all vertices connected to a cannot be connected to b, and vice-versa. Let A be the set of all of the vertices connected to A, B the set of all of the vertices connected to B, and C be the set of all of the vertices connected to neither. No point in A can be connected to a point in B, or else a is connected to b. Therefore, in the complement of G, every point in A is connected to every point in B, and in C, and every point in B is connected to every point in C. To connect any two points within A, since both must be connected to every point in B (for n > 1), there is a point which they are both connected to, so the two points are connected. The same argument applies to every pair of points within B and C. Therefore, all points in the complement of G are connected by some path.

Jedyne tłumaczenie jakie mam to "automatyczne" poprzez tłumacze internetowe, ale wiecie jak to tam tłumaczy....

Z góry dziękuję za odpowiedzi.
Pozdrawiam, P.

ROCKERS' GUIDE TO FESTIVALS
IL invited Lauri and Aki from The Rasmus, Tidjan from Kwan and Jussi from The 69 Eyes to pitch a tent.

Iltalehti invited the top 4 of this summer's festival stars to a tent date. The sound of acoustic guitar reveals that The Rasmus band's Lauri and Aki have already arrived. Soon after Kwan's Tidjan and The 69 Eyes' drummer Jussi69 appear.
The rock cocks have arrived to learn how to build your own night spot, to remember their own festival experiences and give tips for next summer's festival people - and of course to barbeque.
- It's cool to perform on festivals because the athmosphere is so wild and free, Tidjan opens up.
- Yeah, and you get to see some people you haven't seen all for a long time. Finland is definitely the best place to spend summer, Lauri continues.
- Although people here drink much more than anywhere else, Aki laughs and picks up the tent.
These days the foursome spends their nights in full service hotel rooms, the alphabets of camping haven't been forgotten.
- Of course we always stay at the festivals after our own gig. It's at the same time vacationing with your friends. We always have a grill and acoustic guitar with us, Lauri and Aki say.

The rockers have their own favorite festivals. Aki and Lauri swear to Ankkarock's name.
- Ankkarock ends the summer.
- It's the only festival that my grandma comes to see us. I wanna say hello to all the grandma's, it's never too late to come to a festival, Aki says.
Jussi69 celebrates his birthday always at Ruisrock and Tidjan's favorite is Provinssirock.
Lots have happened to these guys who have visited festivals since they were teenagers.
- My first festival was Ankkarock, Aki remembers.
- I rode free in a bus to Ruisrock and even carried a case of beer with me. Do you remember when Eero wore nothing but pink panties? Lauri continues.
- Yeah, and when you lost your shoe! Aki laughs.

The foursome admits that in a group you sometimes do stupid things. You come up with the stragest ideas in early hours.
- One summer we broke our cottage in Nummirock and burned it. You can belive we were really ashamed in the morning, Jussi69 remembers.

The guys have travelled at festivals around the Europe and can say that the festivals in Finland are fairly safe. Festival people's catering could be done better though.
- Vegetarian food around here is awful. There are either rice or sausage soup where you have to pick out the pieces of sausage, Lauri grins.
Jussi69 bravely grabs the sausage stick. He wants mustard and beer with it.
- Beer points in Finland's festivals suck. Usually there is only one place where you can get beer and you have to stand in line forever.
Tidjan yawns in the tent. Wow, it's actually up.

How to survive

- Wild and fee mind with bands and people. (Tidjan)
- Take a good friend with you. It's always much more fun to be together. (Aki)
- As much money as you can take. Festivals are expensive but you can tell your parents hotel rooms are much more safe than the camping area. You also have your own mini bar, shower and wild after party. (Jussi69)
- Rain coat. Doesn't much space and it saves a lot. (Lauri)
- Toilet paper, especially girls. It isn't good idea to wipe with nettles. (Jussi69)
- Extra pair of shoes, if the first ones disappear from your feet. I've got experience. (Lauri)
- Find yourself a nice looking girl or boy who has booze for the both of you. You're safe from a lot of trouble. (Jussi69)
- Head over to the camping area after the last band. There's always an acoustic guitar and warm long drink. (Lauri)
- Grill party. We always have our own grill and an acoustic guitar with us. (Lauri and Aki)
- Best place is in the front, side of the stage. You get close to the stage and you're safe from the huge crowd. (Tidjan)

Don't do this

- Don't take tattoos when you're drunk or weird piercings! (Lauri)
- You don't need your own condoms. There are always free summer rubbers at festivals. (Jussi69)
- Try not to pass out. (Lauri)
- Festivals are not for lonely wolves. If you get along with people, you'll always survive. (Tidjan)
- You don't need your own tent. You can always find a place to spend the night. (Jussi69)
- Queueing sucks! Find some good looking person and hang out with him. If you don't like the company, just disappear when you have gotten what you want. (Juss69)
- Don't make everyone watch you having sex. It's not a nice sight. (Aki)
- Don't destroy other peoples property, like Nummirock's cottage. You'll be ashamed. (Jussi69)

Już od kilku lat dużą popularnością cieszą się w Polsce wyjazdy w ramach programu Au Pair. Korzystają z nich głównie dziewczęta (choć i to się zmienia), które w zamian za opiekę nad dziećmi i wykonywanie prac domowych, mogą liczyć na zakwaterowanie, wyżywienie i cotygodniowe kieszonkowe. Korzystanie z usług agencji zajmujących się pośrednictwem pracy zagranicą i firm specjalizujących się organizowaniem wyjazdów w ramach Au Pair może być gwarancją pewnej pracy, spokojniejszego wyjazdu, bezpiecznego pobytu poza granicami Polski. Powodzenie jakie zyskały tego typu wyjazdy doprowadziło do sytuacji, w której na polskim rynku swoje usługi oferuje kilkaset takich przedsiębiorstw, które niestety nie zawsze zasługują na nasze zaufanie.
Wyjazdy Au Pair regulowane są odpowiednimi przepisami prawa unijnego, a niewiele osób decydujących się na taki wyjazd wie, iż zgodnie z prawem przysługują im wolne weekendy, a ich dzienna praca nie powinna przekraczać 5 godzin. Gwarancję takich warunków można otrzymać np. w agencji Au Pair by Pebbles, która jako jedyna w Polsce przeszła proces akredytacji IAPA (International Au Pair Association) i po sukcesie na teranie Francji, znając doskonałe opinie na temat polskich Au Pairs wśród brytyjskich i francuskich rodzin, rozpoczyna właśnie rekrutację w naszym kraju.
Działanie zgodne z międzynarodowymi ustawami, zobowiązuje agencję również do zapewnienia Au Pair możliwości uczestniczenia w kursie językowym, czego nie wszystkie działające w Polsce agencje przestrzegają. Poznawanie języka jest integralnym elementem zapoznawania się z kulturą kraju, do którego się wyjechało. Wymiana Au Pair powinna być przygotowywana właśnie tak, żeby zdecydowane na nie osoby mogły swobodnie uczestniczyć w życiu rodziny, do której jadą. Zatem przede wszystkim przełamać barierę języka, co ułatwia aklimatyzację i dostosowanie do nowego miejsca.
Warto pamiętać, że bycie Au Pair nie jest pracą zarobkową. Wyjazdy organizowane przez najlepsze agencje umożliwiają swobodę w uczeniu się języka, poznawaniu kultury i obyczajów kraju, do którego się przyjechało. Proponowane przez agencję Au Pair by Pebbles wyjazdy do Francji i Wielkiej Brytanii są organizowane tak, żeby każda wyjeżdżająca osoba mogła poznać nie tylko życie rodziny, do której trafia, ale również poczuć życie miasta i zasmakować atmosfery kraju.
Decydując się na wyjazd warto pamiętać, że nie można wszystkiego wymagać tylko od agencji pośredniczącej, trzeba również uczciwie spojrzeć na siebie. Agencje takie jak Au Pair by Pebbles, selekcjonujące najlepsze „host families”, przykładają dużą wagę również do wyboru kandydatów na wyjazd. Biorą pod uwagę osoby młode, ale mające doświadczenie w pracy w domu i z dziećmi. Chcą przede wszystkim stworzyć szansę na interesującą podróż osobom pomiędzy 18 a 28 rokiem życia, ale zależy im również na jak najlepszej współpracy pomiędzy rodziną a Au Pair. Uczciwe agencje zawsze podkreślają, że taki wyjazd jest formą wyzwania, wymaga od Au Pair dużej komunikatywności, umiejętności szybkiego aklimatyzowania się, otwartości na to co nowe i nieznane. Gwarancja stałego kontaktu i szerokiej pomocy ze strony agencji może znacznie ułatwić przystosowanie się do nowych warunków. Wyjazd w ramach programu Au Pair ma być przecież przygodą i pozytywnym zdobywaniem nowych doświadczeń i umiejętności.
Pojawianie się na polskim rynku takich agencji jak Au Pair by Pebbles, które przyjmowane są w poczet międzynarodowych organizacji Au Pair, posiadają zagraniczne certyfikaty, stawia polskie Au Pair na światowym poziomie. Jest to podstawą naprawdę udanych i bezpiecznych wyjazdów zagranicznych..

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Agencja Pebbles rozpoczyna rekrutacje osób chętnych do udziału w programie Aupair.
Organizujemy wyjazdy do Francji i Anglii.

Oferta jest ważna cały rok. Kierowana jest do osób (obu plci) młodych 18-27, mających minimalne doświadczenie w opiece nad dziecmi (dzieci kuzynki lub sasiadki tez sie liczą!).
Szukamy osoby autentycznei dynamiczne. Poziom języka wymagany jest komunikatywny (francuski podstawowy przy znajomości angielskiego). Wyjazdy organizowane są na min.6miesięcy.

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****Działalność Au Pairs by Pebbles oparta jest na zasadach zawartych w IAPA International Au Pair Organisation****

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World Cup Round 4 game 2.
04.des.2007 @ 21:07 - Written by Henrik Carlsen
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Somewhat surprisingly only 3 out of 8 matches went to tie-break today.
Shirov has won all his matches outright and after winning as black against Akopian yesterday he showed his usual fire with an early piece sack! He got 3 pawns for the knight and seemed to easily draw the ending to win 1,5-0,5.
Ponomariov advanced by holding Sasikiran to a draw with black while both Karjakin and Cheparinov won as black against Nisipeanu and Wang to advance. Karjakin cleverly held on to the pawn sacked by Nisipeanu on g4 while Cheparinov played a great attacking King Indian.
Current highest seed Aronian and 3rd seed Svidler both drew their matches against Jakovenko and Kamsky and has to play tie-break tomorrow. The same goes for Alekseev-Bareev.

As black against Adams Magnus was a bit tired today as he had thought too much about the game late last night.
He felt reasonably happy about the opening after repeating his 10...d5!? against the Ruy Lopez. There should be sufficient compensation for the pawn with initiative and the (now famous) pair of bishops.
However, Magnus missed a few things, like Qd3, and as a result he had to make quite some consessions. Despite having much more time on the clock he was suddenly just a pawn down before the time control. For nearly 2 hours he suffered the queen and bishop ending while Adams made progress moving his king to the queenside. Magnus thought Adams could win at one point with Ka5, but in the continuous time trouble Adams instead chose a plan with Qa8 trying to put black in zugswang. He had probably missed the nice blow 78... Bxc5+. After Kxc5 white has nothing better than allowing a perpetual, and after the played 79.dxc5 Qxe5 80.Qb7+ Qc7 81.Qxc7 Kxc7, the ending is drawn. Puuuuh!
Magnus was continuously short on time but never as close losing on time as yesterday. A good game by Adams but Magnus' tenacious defence paid off in the end. Relieved and impressed I'm sure glad it's a day off tomorrow

Credit also goes to second GM Kjetil Lie (Mr. Sunshine). Not only does he do a good job on opening preparations and as excellent company for Magnus, he was also considerate enough today to mention missing my cheap jokes! (Well.... I left a week ago Kjetil, what took you so long?)

Magnus is veeeery satisfied with his advance to round 5 where he'll play white in game 1 against Cheparinov on Thursday.
This will be a very tough match. Cheparinov has played convincingly and forceful thus far.

If Aronian advances tomorrow we suddenly have the two highest remaining seeded players Aronian against Shirov (original 4th and 5th seeds) in the quarter finals.

In the 2005-2007 World Championship cycle Magnus was one out of 20 players left in the cycle when he lost the candidate match to Aronian. This time he has already secured a place among the 11 remaining contenders (Anand, Kramnik, Topalov and the 8 quarterfinalists) in the 2009 Championship cycle!

Henrik Carlsen
Lommedalen, December 4th, 2007
04.des.2007 @ 21:07

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Christmas Holiday Tipping Etiquette

Christmas is a great time of year to remember those people who serve you regularly. Since it only occurs once a year, holiday tipping can be a source of holiday stress, but it need not be so. I recommend a gift or a tasteful Christmas card with a tip inside. Delivery should occur in the month of December prior to Christmas day. Tip those who serve you all year long and with whom you have a personal relationship.

* Maid - one week's pay. This is for maids in your employ whom you pay directly. If you use a service and never know who is coming out, don't tip at all.
* Gardener - $20-50.
* USPS Mail carrier - Non-cash gifts with value up to $20. This is for mail carriers that you know and see regularly. Read more below.
* UPS - Regular driver - $15.
* FedEx - Not allowed to accept cash gifts, but a gift up to $25 in value is permissible.
* Apartment building superintendent - $50-200. Tip less if you tip throughout the year.
* Apartment Doorman/concierge - $10-80 or more each, depending upon building. The fewer doormen the building has, the more you tip each one. Those who serve you more should get a bigger tip.
* Apartment building handyman - $15-40 each.
* Apartment building elevator operators - $15-40 each.
* Shampoo - $10
* Manicurist/pedicurist - $15 or more
* Hairdresser/stylist - $15 or more
* Massage therapist - $15 or more. Read more about tipping massage therapists at www.frappydoo.com.
* Newspaper carrier - Daily - $25 - 50, weekend - $10
* Regular overnight delivery person - $10-30
* Teacher - $25-100. Give a gift certificate to a bookstore or office supply store. If you know the teacher's hobbies or interests, then a gift certificate would be nice from the local movie theater, hobby shop, mall, fine restaurant or day spa. Some teachers might feel uncomfortable receiving gifts around grade time. If you are unsure, ask your principal first.
* Coaches, tutors, ballet instructors, music teachers - A small gift from your child.
* Garbage collector(s) - $15-30 each. Nowadays, most garbage collectors are really truck drivers. The truck has an arm that does all the work. If this is your situation, there is no need to tip.
* Baby sitter - One night's pay, plus a small gift from your child.
* Full-time nanny - One week's to one month's pay based on tenure, plus a small gift from your child.
* Au pair - One week's pay, plus a small gift from your child.
* Day care service - $25-70, plus a small gift from your child.
* Parking attendants - $10-20 each
* Personal trainer - $60-100 upon reaching goal.
* Country Club - I believe in tipping at Christmas regardless of the club's tipping policy. I recommend a minimum of $50 for your waiters, locker-room personnel, front-desk employees, and golf professionals. For head waiters or special service, make it $100.
* Dog groomer - 1/4 - 1/2 cost of a session.
* Dog walker or sitter - 1-2 week's pay.

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